Today, 11-11-11, is the last binary day we will see. A binary day is all 1′s and 0′s in the date. The next binary day won’t be until 01-01-00 (January 1, 2100).
Using the 24-hour clock, we have binary time 16 times each day:
Local radio station Eagle 99.3 is having a contest giving away a diamond ring, steak dinner, and flowers for Valentine’s Day. To enter, write a poem and submit it. This is my poem:
Twas the day after Valentine’s Day
And at our country house
I forgot to turn in my poem
And now sleeping on the couch.
No flowers or ring for her
No steak for me
But the most I’ll miss
Is the after dinner whoopee.
So I’ll just lay here with my beer
Watching sports without her here
Because I know I blew it
For another whole year.